“And also the voice of the Son came unto me, saying: He that is baptized in my name, to him will the Father give the Holy Ghost, like unto me; wherefore, follow me, and do the things which ye have seen me do.” (2 Nephi 31: 12)
Peculiar, Again Christ hasn’t come and done anything yet by the time this was supposedly written. But I decided to take this advice. The other day I spit made mud and put it in a blind man’s eye. He got a bit irate. I felt I was a bit low on wine so I filled a bunch of jars with water and tried to change them into wine, to the disappointment of myself and my friends. Too bad the liquor store doesn’t stay open past seven here. It looked like a long way to walk around a lake, and too far to swim, so I thought I would try to walk across it. Can’t say that worked out to well, and my wife was not so happy with the wet clothes I came home in. Perhaps next week I’ll ride a donkey into Jerusalem. Start whipping people at the wailing wall, and speaking in parables. Anyone want to come along?